Amid swirling rumours that ONTD faves Ariana Grande and Gummy Jon Cryer are both getting married on Saturday or are on the rocks, OP could not assist however solid her thoughts again to that different well-known serial monogamist songstress, Jennifer Lopez, who known as off her personal marriage ceremony with #DearBen a mere 24 hours earlier than the deliberate ceremony in 2003 earlier than marrying longtime good friend Marc Anthony 5 months after the breakup.
With the way forward for #Grandson unclear, let’s look into ONTD’s crystal ball and look at a few of Ariana’s potential future prospects, simply in case.
MACHINE GUN KELLY
Looks like the plain frontrunner given they had been not too long ago noticed grocery procuring in Syracuse.
White rapper. Soiled trying. Tall (6’four”). Not averse to platinum-blonde hair. Demonstrates poor judgment in tattoos.
Already pleasant.CONS: Clearly is aware of Pete.
Though she seems to attract on a shallow relationship pool, none of Ariana’s earlier boyfriends are recognized to have been pleasant with one another.
Has not too long ago additionally been noticed with Halsey
, which brings me to…
G-(R)EAZYONTD boyfriend and alleged rapper
Gerald Earl Gillum emerged as one other seemingly candidate in our current dialogue.
PROS: White rapper. Soiled trying. Tall (6’four”). Not averse to platinum-blonde hair. Minimally tattooed, however already shares a pair tattoo with former girlfriend Ashley Nicolette Frangipane. Has additionally already demonstrated poor judgment in public shows of affection (“Him and I”).
CONS: They don’t seem to know one another, though he does observe her on Instagram (she doesn’t reciprocate). Is at the least passingly pleasant with Ariana’s ex Nathan Sykes (they put out a music collectively in 2016).
A MEMBER OF BROCKHAMPTON
Okay, hear me out. Again circa Yours Really
period, Ariana constructed up a weirdly devoted following in varied web teen boy hangouts
, in all probability principally due to this gif but additionally as a result of she was pleasant with varied members of Odd Future
. Since OF correct don’t exist anymore, BROCKHAMPTON look like a logical method for her to regain some web credibility
with a demographic that also really buys
(from City Outfitters).
PROS: Varied choices. Rappers. Indie credibility.
CONS: Perhaps skew a bit younger for her? I don’t really know their median age. Doesn’t seem that any of them really know one another (but).
In 2016, Mac’s ex-long-term girlfriend Nomi Leasure alleged that Mac and Ariana’s complete relationship was speculated to be a label-advised promo run
for his album The Divine Female
that went awry. Now they’ve been via a high-profile breakup, and she’s pushed again her album date in order that they launch inside a fortnight of one another
. OP smells a rat.
PROS: White rapper, soiled trying, tattoos, and so on. #Maciana nonetheless has plenty of followers, and if #Petener turned out to be a PR stunt in spite of everything, the ONTD publish can be legendary. Cute Halloween costumes. Divine Female, God Is A Lady….
CONS: Their relationship was described as “poisonous and scary” they usually each appear fairly over it. Additionally OP feels they may in all probability each do higher. Surprisingly not as tall as I believed? (5’7”).
It might be a dick transfer for positive, however Pete’s greatest good friend, comic Ricky Velez, seems to already be on Ari’s Instagram radar.
PROS: A reasonably dangerous comic, which she appears into. Shares a normal look and vibe with Pete, which she additionally appears into. Has a completely monochromatic Instagram account.
CONS: Once more, it will be a dick transfer. Shares a primary title with Ricky Alvarez, which might be complicated for any #Rickiana shippers left within the fandom. Might need a girlfriend or no matter, OP doesn’t know.
If there’s one factor we will glean from Scooter Braun
this period, it’s that Ariana is thirsty for an iconic, star-making hit
, a service Calvin has already offered (or tried to offer) for earlier girlfriends
. They’ve labored collectively already, however perhaps it may stick this time. He appears to have a no one girlfriend in the meanwhile, however that’s by no means stopped anybody earlier than.
PROS: Might present the profession increase she wants to lastly #BreakFree from the mid-tier pop lady pack. Already pleasant. Actually tall (6’6”!!!). Scottish, which may give her a enjoyable new tradition to applicable, and would in all probability play effectively to her UK following.
CONS: Little bit of an age hole (9 years; pontificate within the feedback ONTD!). He’s taken, however technically so is she, and so is…
The opposite preeminent couple of the Summer time of #LoveIsLit2k18
, Ariana’s labelmate not too long ago obtained into his personal quickie engagement
with Hailey Baldwin. It’s not a stretch to think about the wheels coming off each of those couplings, and if Selena isn’t emotionally obtainable that week
, perhaps they may fall into one another’s arms for comfort and help.
PROS: Clearly already know one another. Potential pop energy couple, nevertheless messy. Soiled trying, tattoos, a historical past of #BadDecisions and poor impulse management.
CONS: Ariana renounced Christianity in 2013 over her strongly-held place on LGBT rights, and everyone knows that Justin’s past love proper now could be Jesus. This might additionally spell mutiny aboard ship Scooter if (when, lbr) it went off the rails. Additionally, they don’t really appear to love one another in any respect.
A HERETOFORE UNIDENTIFIED BACKUP DANCER
Though she’s been down this highway earlier than, it will probably by no means be dominated out for a pop lady.
In Ariana’s case, it usually looks as if her backup dancers are her solely actual pals
, and touring commitments for ɹǝuǝʇǝǝʍS
may throw her and any potential candidates into shut confines.
PROS: The icky energy imbalance issue makes backup dancers an excellent fast rebound turnaround prospect. Additionally, backup dancers are often in fairly fine condition, which might be a trade-up from Ariana’s most up-to-date efforts. Plus, her album about dancer Ricky Alvarez produced her greatest bops up to now.
CONS: Aforementioned icky energy imbalance issue. Additionally, she might need discovered her lesson final time.
JACK ANTONOFFWhat’s on the playing cards for #AG5?
With the success of ɹǝuǝʇǝǝʍS
unsure, Ariana may be searching for a shakeup in her musical AND personal lives
, and that appears to be Jack Antonoff’s present lane
. Additionally, since he completely isn’t relationship Lorde
, he’s obtainable proper now.
PROS: New instructions for Ariana. Additionally he’s positively single, guys!
CONS: They don’t appear to know one another, and whereas he doesn’t observe Ariana or Pete on Instagram, he and Cazzie David do observe each other, and he Favored the long-lasting “Been in Africa…” publish. Not that tall (5’eight”).
I imply, I assume there’s an outdoor likelihood.
ONTD: If Grandson do not make it to the altar, which bachelor do you’ve gotten within the pool?
Machine Gun Kelly
A special no one rapper
A no one comic
One other backup dancer
Gummy Jon Cryer; #LoveIsLit2k18 is burning an everlasting flame!!
Another person (tell us within the feedback!)
She must take a while for haself!
Supply: OP’s personal writeup; different s linked all through the publish.