Donald Trump ‘Joked’ About Melania Leaving Him AND Changing into ‘President For Life’ This Weekend!

March 5, 2018

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If Donald Trump is understood for one factor, it is his nice humorousness — particularly about himself.

He is definitely not a thin-skinned egomaniac who takes offense simply and holds grudges for years and begins Twitter feuds. And you understand how you all the time see him laughing along with his household, not simply smiling like a psycho whereas assembly victims of nationwide tragedies.

We’re kidding in fact. Our president is a horrible human being. LOLz.

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Properly, throughout Saturday night time’s Gridiron dinner, kind of a low-key Correspondents’ Dinner, by which the President speaks to members of the press with out TV cameras round, Trump really did poke enjoyable at himself!

In accordance with experiences from the occasion, POTUS joked about Jared Kushner‘s safety clearance points, the GOP’s fanatical reward, and even Melania Trump divorcing him!

He started:

“My workers was involved that I could not do self-deprecating humor. And I advised them to not fear, no one does self-deprecating humor higher than I do.”

As a joke in regards to the truth he is so self-aggrandizing, that is really not dangerous. (Although it is attainable he wasn’t joking!) He largely jabbed everybody round him although, saying:

“Earlier than I get began, I wished to apologize for arriving a bit of bit late. You realize, we’re late tonight as a result of Jared couldn’t get by way of the safety. I’ll let you know he is an efficient man. And he has suffered. He is a good man.”

One thing tells us an aide wrote the joke, then he added within the “jk he is nice” half.

The true shock gag was in regards to the lack of longtime confidant Hope Hicks and rumors of his failing marriage:

“So many individuals have been leaving the White Home. It is really been actually thrilling and invigorating ’trigger you need new thought. So, I like turnover. I like chaos. It actually is nice. Now the query everybody retains asking is, ‘Who’s going to be the following to go away? Steve Miller or Melania?'”

Ha ha?

Somebody wants to elucidate to that joke author they’re alleged to exaggerate the reality for comedian impact. Individuals do legitimately assume Melania goes to go away.

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However Trump’s worst “joke” was one thing he mentioned earlier within the day.

CNN acquired maintain of an audio recording of a speech to Republican donors at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday by which he mentioned of Chinese language President Xi Jinping‘s consolidation of energy:

“He is now president for all times. President for all times. No, he is nice. And look, he was ready to try this. I believe it is nice. Perhaps we’ll have to offer shot some day.”

What the everlovin’ fuck??

As standard, conservatives got here out of the woodwork to inform us he is clearly joking. And sure, we perceive Trump was being flippant on this speech.

However we additionally know that *is* the kind of factor Trump admires. His reward of the ways of Jinping, and The Philippines’ Rodrigo Duterte, and naturally Russia’s Vladimir Putin is well-documented.

Trump likes authoritarianism.

Trump admires dictators.

The President of the US admires dictators.

So excuse us if we’re not busting a intestine over right here.

[Picture through Olivier Douliery/Pool through CNP/Media Punch.]

Tags: china, donald trump, hope hicks, icky icky poo, jared kushner, love line, melania trump, politik, twitter, xi jinping

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